Post anything you like and discussions are allowed in this thread.Just add a word "Fresh" before your post.

lke:

FRESH *anything

Here I go:

Fresh Air!

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You've got Male."'

See? Babies come from Google.



fresh joke

Fresh joke...nice one loki^^

But still an unfresh thread

She came clad in power
All the beasts knealled before her
She rendered mountains asunder
And cast her enemies into their endless abysses
She created miracles for followers
And sent them hardships to make then stronger
She was never questioned
Only obeyed
For she was the Master...

Neji 21:14 "Glory and Grace"

Brought to us by Ganderath

She descended from the sky above with heavenly Grace
Her holy light shining eternal, revealing the holy Face
In holy might she began her task and Power swirled
With both kindness and cruelty she shaped these Worlds

Lee 12:14 "Of Her Descent"
Brought to us by Shiraiya, Warr12 Claims Lee merely exalted with a cry of, "She made a Dynamic Entry!"

She was not without enemies
A Devil by the name of Madara
Wearing raven armor and a fan of flames
He gathered an army of dark followers
Known only as the Uchiha
They marched on Her followers cities
And bombardment fell from the sky
But in vain as the believers held firm
And called upon her power to fight
The battle raged whilst Madara confronted Her
He called upon trickery in the form of illusions
Might in the form of black flames
And Control in the form of Space and Time
But all was futile
She merely cast a hand and Madara was sent down
To forever be chained
And anguish in suffering
A few of the Uchiha saw Her glory
And they vowed to forever obey Her
And thus the Uchiha War was ended

Neji 14:23 "The Uchiha War"

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All hailed Her glory as she cast down the devil, into the pits of hell.
But in Her Holy Grace, She allowed him Free short of Eternity
This Freedom was not without a price, as She inflicted punishment upon him.
A cursed half life as a mere human who no would ever feel for would be his life.
She gave him but a single Mercy in this punishment, out of Serene Grace.
She Allowed him 1 Brother who would always be there for him.
But this Devilish Fiend took advantage of Her Holy Kindness and vowed revenge.
This Demon Madara sacrificed his Brother for eternal life and extreme power.
Thus it was that She had to Descend into the realm of man yet again.
She appeared again in our lands to vanquish from all realms this Evil Plague.
There was No Mercy shown, as this Devil and All his followers were erased.
And so She Ascended back to Her Throne, where to this day she watches over all.

Gai 49:51 "Our Lord's Final Descent"

Brought to us by Shiraiya

She came upon a girl in the forest
With eyes of snow white
The girl had been rejected
For she was skilled in little
She took mercy on this girl
And allowed a clairvoyant vision upon her
The girl asked Her if she could learn how to spread Her will
She thought and decided she would be trained to fight
After many months of hardship the girl emerged stronger then ever before
The girl went off to spread the will of Her kindness
Whilst She granted her a brother to spread the word of her might
The two founders were named
The girl would be known as Hinata
And the boy was Neji
And thus the holy servants, the Hyuuga were formed
Blessed to walk with her power and defend her followers

Kakashi 48:12 "Birth of the Hyuuga"

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Now go forth Desciples of TenTen and bring us her teachings!

fresh tenten cult

Fresh post

Meaningless and Fresh Post

Mind hovers over hasty words
Backward and forward, they converse
Conscious drifts in the open air
Takes me to worlds, dreamy and fair

Fresh refreshments
<3

forgot about this thing:



FRESH CREAM~~!

Fresh air

Fresh hay.

You know, for the Muda horses.

Fresh Llama

FRESH TOAST

Fresh duck!

Fresh steak

Fresh potatoes!

Freshwater Icebergs:



All hail arctic!

fresh kiss

try kissing with a mint... extremely fresh~

^ Haha, liked that one

Fresh pig ->

Nice one, B XDDD

Ehhhhhh, fresh cookies.

Freshly lit fire

Freshly chopped wood. XD

Fresh water to extinguish the fire! >:P

chrome's new look - not fresh at all

Fresh Mozilla~

Fresh XP!