You're an annoying little shit of a girl. But more specifically you're the annoying little shit of a girl that lives next to the idiot son of one late national hero. And subconsciously you are obsessed with him, you can't exactly pinpoint the day you built a mini-shrine of him in your closet. However you do know that HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN YOU! and has pointed out on numerous occasions physical traits that he finds unattractive (i.e. you have no boobs or junk in the trunk and showing no amount of skin will make up for your lack of cleavage so put some actual pants on and stop flashing your fugly hello kitty underwear every f***ing episode!) But despite the verbal abuse, you still have hopes that you will spawn his many idiot children from your nether regions, and some day he'll notice the useless generic talent that only you are best at in the beginning of the series. It is this useless generic talent that lets you believe you can actually handle the dangerous epic quest that the idiot son is about to embark on. And guess what you bring along?! That's right a huge ass bag of “useful tools” , that have little importance on a dangerous epic quest. But it's alright *inserts sarcastic tone* the idiot son we'll always forgive you because he only considers you to be A LITTLE SISTER!!! and nothing more than that (so don't get f***ing offended when at the end of the movie a hussy kisses the idiot son, it's not funny nor does it endear you to us) Needless to say you f*** up (like everyone expected you to!) and you lead to party down the wrong path and in to an active volcano. Now most people would wish you would die here but no at the last minute you are mystically saved! and by what you ask, why you are saved by a bad boy with flowing locks of justice and really really tight pants. (hint hint he's an assassin) and surprise, surprise you fall for the mystic bad boy with flowing locks of justice but you feel conflict because you're still in love with the idiotic son (no one believes you're in love with two)