Hi mysteries, and thank you for your application. We really apreciate it, since we need more staff to enlarge our project list ^^
Since this will be a start from 0, I suggest you to download photoshop first:
Photoshop CS3: *http://www.4shared.com/dir/OJ7tdU2G/Photoshop.html
[the executable is divided in 5 parts]. It doesn't include crack/keygen, sorry
Photoshop CS5: *http://www.4shared.com/file/yZ0YcdKR/PhotoshopCS5.html
Personally, I use photoshop CS3 (because I have a crappy PC with little memory), and the link provided for it was from MY photoshop, so you don't have to worry about viruses and such. However, CS5 is the last version, and it was given to me by a dear friend (but I haven't installed it yet because I don't know if my PC will be able to handle it), I also think its already cracked (always talking about CS5).
You will also need Topaz Denoise and Neat Image.
Topaz: *http://www.4shared.com/file/uEYAx8ge/topazdenoise_setup301.html
Serial for Topaz: *http://www.mediafire.com/?lvmvn38z6hgl5qa
Neat Image: *http://www.4shared.com/file/NjN04KRm/neatimage52.html
All the files provided are from my computer, so again, don't worry about malicious software After you have downloaded the required software for cleaning, please read the tutorial in the link max provided, and after that, this one:
*http://www.mediafire.com/?wol0dmj1jmy
This is a more advanced cleaning tutorial, made by one of the old pro's of FH, about how to clean in HQ. Obviously, you don't have to actually clean anything in HQ (we don't clean in HQ after all), but I learned all the cleaning basics from there, and so that's why I really recommend it.
After that, pick any raw page you like, clean it and then post your results here. I will check it when you finish. I suggest you to download any psyren chapter from Vicissitude from Raw Distro, but you will need IRC to do so. If you don't have it, then I will upload a raw chapter for you.